SHADY’S PARTY INVITES: EAGLES’ CHIP, TRUMP, OBAMA, STIFFED SERVER!

By Harry Allison

The last time we heard from ex-Eagles running back turned social critic and political science wannabe Shady McCoy, his idea for a party was smacked down by his new team, the Buffalo Bills.

That hasn’t dissuaded the party animal, who took to Instagram to revise his plans:

Since the media and Internet took my before camp party outta context , I had to switch up my party strategy .
So tonight I’ll be inviting everyone to my back to business party . Featuring DJ @DonaldTrump on the 1’s and 2’s . Special invited guests @RexRyan , @chipKelly ,@Rogergodell , my man Barack .oprah, Carli Llyod , and even that terrible waiter with the awful service from the burger joint is invited. Don’t bring your Id because there won’t be any alcohol anyway.
Open smoothie bar all night tho . Don’t worry bout the confidentiality agreement. No only are ladies invited but everyone is invited , except hulk hogan he can’t come . Maybe even @meekmill and@drake will hit the stage together . Turn up time party time !!!!
#shadyinvite
#djdonald
#donaldplaylist
#billsmafia
#smoothiebar
#byebyeoffseason

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