The Badgers have not been in this position for 74 years. Seventy-four years—this last happened in 1941! They didn’t even have the iPhone 3 back then! Duke is contractually obligated to play in the Final Four every season, it seems; it’s in the NCAA deal, right there after the mellifluous sounds of Jim Nantz. Bucky Badger is back and on the verge of a title and I’m supposed to play this cool and evenhanded?