PLAY CARDS!? HOW EAGLE CHIP KELLY DEALS WITH LAME-ASS MEDIA

By Barbara Harrison

We’re only on the verge of Week 2 and already the local lame-ass media has run out of questions for Eagles coach Chip Kelly.

Why else would some bonehead ask about the size of Kelly’s play cards?

Question: “Why the smaller play card?”

Kelly: “What’s that?”

Q: “Using a small play card…why?”

Kelly: “I’m confused.”

Q: “The play card. The S-8 play sheet.”

Kelly: “I just folded it differently.”

[laughter]

Q: “Did you want to keep the TV’s, ESPN last year had—”

Kelly: “I just literally—we folded it. We didn’t want it to look like a Denny’s menu so we went from Denny’s to a smaller restaurant. I just folded it. And I’ve got the creases in a little different spot, but wow.”

Q: “It’s a good one!”

Kelly: “It’s a great one [laughing]. I mean, we’re digging deep right now. I did have the same shoelaces, I don’t know if you guys were looking at that.

“I know that’s why I shouldn’t have to talk three days in a row, if we’re talking about the size of play cards.”

 

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