BLOWBACK ON COLDPLAY AT SUPE: TODAY’S PHONY OUTRAGE AWARD!

By Jack Ryan

Today’s prize for phony outrage goes to all the dimwits up in arms because Coldplay has been chosen as the halftime entertainment for the 2016 Super Bowl in February.

Coldplay?

The pasty Brits, one of whom used to be married to Gwenyth Paltrow.

If you are outraged about this choice that is God’s way of telling you that you have too much time on your hands!

What about the two biggest musical stars of the day: Taylor Swift or Adele. They are monumental talents currently at their peak — like Tom Brady in 2007 (Super Bowl halftime performer: Prince) — are known by any human with ears and a heart and are as big at this current moment than they will ever be again in their lives. Oh, they’ll keep being big and will sell millions or more records, but this is their moment. Right now. This is it. Their apex. And the NFL is apparently like “see you in 16 years, Taylor.”

 

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